Hello Again! I had so much fun with my last blog post, 5 Fictional Creatures That Would Make Awesome Pets, that I just had to write another one. So in celebration of Stewie’s wedding and completely without her approval, I compiled a list of 5 Fictional Characters that should attend Stewie’s Wedding.
Vanellope Von Schweetz, Wreck-It Ralph
She’s cute, she’s sassy, her hair is full of candy. Vanellope Von Schweetz knows how to have a good time. Her wedding gift would clearly be some kind of awesome candy go-kart so that Stewie and Mr. Stewie can zoom off into the sunset.
The Minions, Despicable Me and Despicable Me 2
To have any kind of celebration without the Minions should just be illegal. These little guys can boogie down and rock out harder than anyone. As their wedding present, they would serenade the happy couple with a minion-ized version of As Long As You Love Me by the Backstreet Boys.
The Addams Family, The Addams Family
Sure the family is a little bizarre but their feelings on love and family is no different from anyone else’s. They don’t care what people think of them and focus on just having a good time. The Addams would gift Stewie and Mark with Masochism Tango Lessons.
The Belcher Family, Bob’s Burgers
I originally intended for only Louise but then I realized the entire family would need to come because Gene would demand cake and Louise would probably start a fire. The Belcher Family lead a hectic life but they’re funny and in the end take care of each other. Their wedding present would be The Hunsburger with a side Stew-slaw and some cherry bombs to drop in the toilet. You know, for when you want to get out of those pesky meetings.
Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter
To not include Luna Lovegood on this list would be a crime against Stewie. Luna is original and quirky and sure to show up dressed in something magical. Her wedding gift would be Dirigible Plum Earrings and a lifetime subscription to The Quibbler.